Georgia Tech Has A Fucking Waterslide

Was just in the 404 visiting a long lost college buddy and stumbled across something amazing…  Georgia Tech has a massive water slide in their student rec center.  A fucking water slide?  Really?  God I HATE the college decision I made.  A shitball little business school in Massachusetts.  I mean the mere notion that a large school OUTSIDE of the Northeast might be so fucking awesome didn’t even cross my mind.  Yeah yeah the friends I made are great.  Whoopty fuckin do.  I love you guys but come on, things could have been SO much better.  Our school is the college equivalent of swimming in jeans.  Sure an improptu alcohol fuel romp in a pool seems like a great idea but the second you hit the water you are filled with more regret then Sarah Palin admitting on live television that she slept with Joe Six-Pack at a rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike.

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