Hipsters, Horny Bums & Injured Japanese Men

 

 So I live in the west vill above the so called “best” japanese restaurant in the city and recently saw this sign on the door. Now I havent eaten there but when I see a sign like this I’m assuming there was an incident involving fingers and a sharp knife.  Ok, sorry homey you lost of a couple phalanges dicing some toro but “within a week?” Stuff those nubs in a spicy tuna roll and get back to fucking work.  

 

I stumbled across this guy the other night down by city hall having in a night cap. And by night cap I am referring to the age-old cocktail of the New York Post coupled with a splash of a large vagina.  


North Bronx bird feeding lady.  !00% what my wife turns into. 

 

Beer ass and a boot. Living in harmony. 

 

While I have been coming around on Williamsburg lately, it is in fact filled with dirty, no good modern day hippies.   Stop taking acid and drinking micro brews and get a job.

 

 

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